30 DAY NEW GIRL PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE
Day 23: Favourite alter-ego of Nick: President Miller Of Earth
Jess: I accidentally saw Nick’s pee-pee.
Schmidt: What did it look like?
Keep it light. Keep it happy.
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NEVER ENDING LIST OF AMAZING FICTIONAL CHARACTERS → Jessica Day (New Girl)
”So, you know in horror movies when the girl’s like, “Oh, my God. There’s something in the basement. Let me just run down there in my underwear and see what’s going on, in the dark.” And you’re like, “What is your problem? Call the police.” And she’s like, “Okay”, but it’s too late, because she’s already getting murdered. Well, uh, my story’s kind of like that.”